The following words are not in my vocabulary:
PREGNANT, BABIES, CHILDREN, SPERM, EMBRYO, BIRTH, VAGINAL BIRTH, BREASTFEEDING, FERTILIZATION, “MOMMY” and the list keeps on going.
Gentlemen hear me out, ALWAYS remember to not be a fool! And please oh please ALWAYS wrap your tool!
Ladies if you don't make your man wrap his tool, you might as well forget about buying “ALWAYS products” or any type of good old girly protection because you will be saying the words that I fear the most.
PROTECTION= NO BABIES
NO BABIES= HAPPINESS, FREEDOM, LIFE NOT OVER (in my personal view)
The following print ads are seriously amazing, and truly speak words of wisdom for all.
The only type of morning sickness that this broad (pointing at self and giving a witty wink) will ever have will be due to “injecting” a ridiculous amount of liquor into my body. The only P words that are in my personal vocabulary are PROTECTION, PREVENTION, PULLOUT, PROJECTILE PUKING, and PERIOD. Happy Friday Everyone! J
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